Borrowed from Mab, giving it back now. Some of those questions were... *shakes head*

[just2hands]

Guess this was one test I really didn't need to take.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	69.23%	34.45%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	80.3%	60.72%	Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness	93.55%	77.3%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	95.24%	75.02%	Monks are envious
Straightness	77.78%	39.35%	Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness	98.15%	77.58%	Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick	97.96%	89.69%	Refreshingly normal
Dominant	100%	86.46%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	100%	86.74%	Submits to no one... almost
Total Score	92.02%	73.58%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Comments

[just2hands.livejournal.com]

*nod* That's what someone else said to my typist too.

But the way I see it? Sloane's PI won't come to the house so he won't get into my diary, whether or not I'm home at the time. Kevin doesn't know where I live, Adrien wouldn't bother and um... well.

Mike likes me the way I am?

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that Mike wouldn't complain about a little more corruption, but the rest sounds sufficiently accurate all considered.

I will admit to finding the lack of ability or desire to submit or dominate is fascinating.

[just2hands.livejournal.com]

No, Mike probably wouldn't.

It's not the lack of ability or desire though, *looking at the questions again* I mean, there are some things I've thought of and fantasized about. But the test measures things I've actually done. The fantasy stuff is covered under the self love part. And they didn't ask questions about whether you've fantasized about - you know - two guys, or being tied up or whatever. It asked if I've read erotica, or written erotica (yes to the first, no to the second) etc.

And I haven't tied anyone up, I've never had a sex slave or forced someone to perform oral sex, I've never bitten someone hard enough to leave marks during sex or *reads from the test* suspended them from a, from a ceiling? No, I've never done that.

And I've never been tied up, or branded, or had candle wax or ice cubes on me while having sex. I've never heard of a violet wand. And Mab, I don't even know what a groar suit is!