Quite contrary

Aug. 28th, 2026 02:36 pm
[personal profile] cutenonny posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
A lush garden scene
THE GARDEN MEME

There is a garden, and it has always been there, and it has always been waiting for somebody.

The first part is all cottage flowers and crooked little paths, herbs growing wherever they'll fit, fruit trees heavy with something ripe, butterflies, warm grass, and a greenhouse tucked off to one side. There's a fountain somewhere beyond the lawn, plenty of shade, and more than enough places to sit.

Further in, the hedges get taller.

The paths narrow. Roses climb over walls and archways until they're everywhere, and somewhere past all that green is a maze.

Some parts of the garden are nicer than others. Gardens are like that. So are the things that keep them.

Come in. Have a strawberry. Every gate is easier to enter than to leave, but you knew that.

How to Play
  • Comment with your character, canon, preferences, et al.
  • Tag around and pick from either bank, roll, or mix and match.
  • THE GARDEN is for the nice part.
  • THE ROSE GARDEN is for...everything else.
THE GARDEN ) THE ROSE GARDEN )

My heart, my soul

Aug. 28th, 2026 08:18 am
[personal profile] kicksforsocks posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

SOULMATE SYMBOL STARTERS


Soulmates are real.

The proof might be written on your skin, ticking down on a clock, showing up in your dreams, or making itself known some other way.

Whatever the sign is, it points to somebody.

Today, that somebody is here.

HOW TO PLAY

• Post with your character, canon, preferences, et al.
• Others tag you with one or more symbols from the list below.
• You write a starter using the requested soulmate trope. + )

Ask Me Anything!

Aug. 27th, 2026 09:32 pm
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[personal profile] skateboard posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
 

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!


Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.

Middish fuck

Aug. 27th, 2026 07:18 pm
[personal profile] ouranhostsock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 

You could stay with me

Aug. 27th, 2026 08:40 am
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[personal profile] weebsock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

WHEN THIS IS OVER


The world is falling apart around you, or maybe it already has, and you're just standing in what's left. But you have to eat dinner, too. You still have to, just, live.

There are beds to offer. Spare keys pressed into open palms. Promises about breakfast tomorrow. Quiet talk about where to go next while fire burns itself to ash around you.

Dishes in the sink. Someone's jacket over a chair. A door left unlocked for whoever comes home last.

Do you make plans for a future you're not sure is coming?

Do you say when instead of if?

...maybe there is a house by the sea. When this is over, there could be room for one more person in it.

HOW TO PLAY

• Post with your character and preferences.
• Roll or pick a prompt, or bring your own.
• Thread it out.
• Trouble can still be happening. Dinner still needs making. prompts )

He bites :(

Aug. 26th, 2026 08:20 pm
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[personal profile] funandcutememes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE WARNING LABEL MEME

Some people should come with a warning.

Today, your character does.

They've got a bright, impossible-to-remove label stuck somewhere everyone can see it. It says something people really ought to know before getting too close.

Probably useful, but doubtful that it's heeded. We know how things go in these parts.

RULES
  1. Post with your character and write out their warning label. No blank top levels.
  2. Reply to other characters. Read their warning. Take it as seriously as they'll take yours.
  3. Thread from there.

Rotten fruits

Aug. 26th, 2026 06:21 pm
[personal profile] hufflefluffhouse posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


FORBIDDEN FRUIT




RULES
○ Comment with your character.
○ Others will confess if yours is a forbidden fruit of temptation for them, and why (ie, too young, already taken, problematic in whatever shape, fashion, or form).
○ Maybe things end happily. They probably won't.


a sea of shimmering stars

Aug. 26th, 2026 05:38 pm
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[personal profile] mememagic posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


the stargazing meme

prompts
(optional)

one → meteor shower you just saw a falling star! and another! make a wish!
two → aliens what was that? was that really? omg no way a ufo!
three → lunar eclipse you've been sitting out for hours, waiting for this. it's so cool!
four → comet does it move fast or slow? either way, it's amazing.
five → full moon the moon is so huge! just don't look too long, it's really bright too.
six → solar eclipse this might be happening in the middle of the day!
seven → planet sighting is that a new star? nope, just a neighbor in the solar system!
eight → constellations do you know the stories behind these odd patterns?
nine → deep space normal stargazing isn't that much fun. you got a telescope!
ten → star dust anything can happen in space. make up your own plot!


Toil and Trouble...

Aug. 26th, 2026 11:55 am
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[personal profile] omggirlonthenet posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Season of the Witch

The concept of the Witch represents many things. Witches may be women, outcast, or other, and their power has been feared because it threatens the tidiness of the status quo. From Medea to Elphaba, the witch has been hated, feared, and tormented, but sometimes she has ruled triumphant.

cut to save space )
[with many thanks to Sockalareine & Axael]

It's a hordor story baby just say yes

Aug. 26th, 2026 07:22 am
[personal profile] enya posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE HORROR
OF OUR
LOVE
NOW SHOWING

Tonight, you wake up to a nightmare come true. There is a monster under your bed or a killer behind the door. Hell's open. The demons are here. You're the star of the horror show.

But you aren't alone. Horror has rules, you see. You'd be lucky to slash your way to the end of this story without meeting your foe.

They're the thing in the dark. The shadow waiting with a knife in hand — you're in danger from them, and the stab goes deeper. You're in love with them. Scarier? They feel the same.

Somewhere in the courtship there will be blood. Yours. Theirs. A mix, Valentine's Day red.

LOVE HAS SURVIVED WORSE THAN A WELL-AIMED MACHETE.
HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and prefs. Cast them in a role, if you DAAAAARE.
  • Thread.
  • Dark themes are welcome.
THE BODY COUNT STARTS HERE... )

tfrb

Aug. 26th, 2026 05:20 am
[personal profile] cutenonny posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Texts from Right Before

Something is about to happen.
For now, though, there's still a phone between you.

The message can be important or completely ordinary. Neither of you knows what the next ten minutes hold.

Send the text before the scene.

How to Play

  • Post with your character, canon, prefs, etc.
  • Tag around. Pick a prompt, roll, or bring your own.
prompts )

A meme with excellent breeding

Aug. 25th, 2026 10:08 pm
[personal profile] postingmemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.


HOW?
* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

prompts )

Wrong time

Aug. 25th, 2026 08:08 pm
[personal profile] starterpacks posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
RIGHT KISS, WRONG TIME

There's never a bad time for a kiss. That said, there may be inconvenient ones, like mid-argument, while hiding, while the blood's still drying, or five seconds before somebody has to leave. Who's holding it against you, though?

Holding their lips against yours, maybe.

Now?

Right now?

How to Play

→ Comment with your character + preferences.

→ Others send an emoji for when they want the kiss to happen (or vice versa).

→ Give them a starter where the kiss is right and the timing is terrible.

right kiss, wrong time )

One gotta go

Aug. 25th, 2026 04:21 pm
[personal profile] hemlocksock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
ONE HAS TO GO
You have at least three perfectly good things in front of you, and one of them goes on the chopping block. No substitutions. Pick what you can live without.
HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character and name at least three things. No blank top-levels.
- Anybody tagging in picks one that has to go.
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[personal profile] blacklisle posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

OH BOY - Sit tight! You ain't heard nothing yet.

Silent Film Meme




  1. Post a top-level comment with your Character —
  2. Include a title card as a prompt
  3. Tag around !


Gently retooled from the Otherwordly Meme


let's do a simple one

Aug. 25th, 2026 03:53 pm
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[personal profile] thememening posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

(thank you, [profile] explainingpaintings)

Character A is looking at an image.
Character B arrives.
Now they're both looking at the same image.

What happens next?


✦ Toplevel with the usual name, canon, and prefs, plus a (linked!) image that your character is looking at. It could be a painting, a photograph, an x-ray, a meme - whatever!
★ Have your character share their thoughts on what other people are admiring/examining/scrutinizing/etc.
✶ Start a fight or... fall in love? 👉 👈 idk im not ur mom

Shipping Picture Prompts

Aug. 25th, 2026 05:27 am
[personal profile] sarabi posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

tell me my nudes are fire

Aug. 24th, 2026 09:51 pm
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[personal profile] memeocracy posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

did somebody say denny's?

Aug. 24th, 2026 08:18 pm
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[personal profile] imemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.





Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.

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