Dear Diary, yet again?

[just2hands]

Diary, Feb 24, 10

How fast is just fast enough and how fast is too fast? How did, when did we? Where was the line? I never saw the line!

Friends, we're friends. That's alright, right? We're just friends, really good friends. We... Finals are in May. I have my thesis, and finals are in May. In June, if I am good enough I - but then there is my internship, and my residency...

When did it all get so complicated between friends?

I saw him, the real him, the man-him and the swimming/SHARK him *GINORMOUS*... How can...

And shark skin is only dangerous if you rub it the wrong way, did you know that? Wow, why do I feel like laughing now that I wrote that?

*edit* When I say GINORMOUS I really mean

FREAKING HUGELY OMG GINORMOUS!!!

Note to self, Keep Oni and Neph far away from the beach if Mike and I go swimming again. That would be BAD. And darn it, now I really want to go swimming with Mike again. No, I have a paper or several to finish. I need to stay right here and do them.

Huh. Sounds like they are downstairs watching Jaws on DVD again. I think SOMEONE thinks they are being funny. Or maybe trying to warn me? Or both. But after Mike? Ha! Besides, that mechanical shark? Pffft, it ain't got nothing compared to my shark. NOT THAT HE'S MY SHARK. He is NOT my shark. That's not what I meant, ok? Really. I didn't mean that. *sigh*

Comments

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[adriengriffon.livejournal.com]

It's more fun hearing it from her.

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[sinful-minx.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* As if she has a basis for comparison!

She probably thinks EVERYTHING is big, especially that. And especially since it's - well, it would be her first time actually seeing it.

*laughs*

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[adriengriffon.livejournal.com]

Her reaction to finding out first hand that male sharks have two ought to be fun. Finding out that large sharks are proportional ought to be great too.

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[sinful-minx.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that she's blocking that out right now. Because if large sharks are proportional, of course she won't be able to help but think and compare ... *slow smile*

Wow, that'll put someone off the idea of sex for a while, won't it?

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[adriengriffon.livejournal.com]

I think the big guy's kids already have.

I'm thinking that that, plus Deadpool's mention of intra-uterine cannibalism, ought to make for interesting nightmares.

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[sinful-minx.livejournal.com]

Oooh, nightmares! I like the sound of this.

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[what-4th-wall.livejournal.com]

Gotta defend my favorite BanAni here...she's a med student! I bet she can cite average lengths at you all day and never even blush or get all hot and bothered over it!

Isn't that right, BanAni? Quick! Cite some averages!

Re: Completely, totally meta:

[just2hands.livejournal.com]

Uh. Uh, yea. Um, the average length of a male penis when erect is between six and seven inches. Non-erect, they are between three and four inches.

*shuts mouth abruptly*

*can't look at anyone, and is deciding to buy a completely new diary. And keeping that one on her at ALL TIMES*