Borrowed from Mab, giving it back now. Some of those questions were... *shakes head*

Guess this was one test I really didn't need to take.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	69.23%	34.45%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	80.3%	60.72%	Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness	93.55%	77.3%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	95.24%	75.02%	Monks are envious
Straightness	77.78%	39.35%	Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness	98.15%	77.58%	Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick	97.96%	89.69%	Refreshingly normal
Dominant	100%	86.46%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	100%	86.74%	Submits to no one... almost
Total Score	92.02%	73.58%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Dear Diary, what I've learned of Sharks... with a side note on men.

Larger sharks dominate smaller sharks, and residents dominate newcomers. When hunting, great whites tend to separate and resolve conflicts with rituals and displays.[23] White sharks rarely resort to combat although some individuals have been found with bite marks that match those of other white sharks. This suggests that when another shark approaches too closely, great whites react with a warning bite. Another possibility is that white sharks bite to show dominance.( Read more... )