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just2handsAnswer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
My father
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A wolf
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It stares at me, I stare at it, it walks away and I follow
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it: It's an HUGE, old Victorian house, lots of big rooms, lots of really big windows so I can hang all my prisms in them, and it's painted in those really bright colors like they have at Martha's Vineyard. Blue with yellow trim or lighter blue trim, something like that. And it has a widow's walk on top, and a wrap around porch. And it has a circular stairway somewhere inside. And maybe even a piano.
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes, one of those old fashioned iron-wrought fancy ones.
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it? Candles, lots and lots of candles. Some big, some little, but they light up the whole room. And it's set up like thanksgiving. Roasts and ham, and everything, even pies. Must have pies for Neph.
7 You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it.
An old horn cup, with a metal band around the rim. It's dinged up a little but has really nice etchings carved into the horn.
8) What do you do with the cup? I take it inside and wash it out, drink from it, and put it on a special place on my mantle over the fireplace. Wow, I have a fireplace!
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water, what kind of body of water is it? An ocean.
10) How will you cross the water? I'll swim it. Hey, I know it's impossible, but it was the first idea that came to mind, ok?
1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Well, I have known him an awfully long time
2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Or it could be that I live in a place where there have been a lot of wolves recently?
3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
I chase them?
4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Or maybe I just fell in love with the pretty, colorful houses at Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard, when we went there when I was a kid?
5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
People really should call first, so it gives me time to get my nose out of a book and be presentable.
6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Generally? Or just lately?
7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
Hmm, well I guess my relationship is both solid and sturdy?Or old, dusty or horny, but I am NOT going to go there
8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
I put my attitude on a shelf. I see... not.
9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Ok and - wait, WHAT?
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Is this test for real?? Geez.
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
My father
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A wolf
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It stares at me, I stare at it, it walks away and I follow
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it: It's an HUGE, old Victorian house, lots of big rooms, lots of really big windows so I can hang all my prisms in them, and it's painted in those really bright colors like they have at Martha's Vineyard. Blue with yellow trim or lighter blue trim, something like that. And it has a widow's walk on top, and a wrap around porch. And it has a circular stairway somewhere inside. And maybe even a piano.
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes, one of those old fashioned iron-wrought fancy ones.
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it? Candles, lots and lots of candles. Some big, some little, but they light up the whole room. And it's set up like thanksgiving. Roasts and ham, and everything, even pies. Must have pies for Neph.
7 You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it.
An old horn cup, with a metal band around the rim. It's dinged up a little but has really nice etchings carved into the horn.
8) What do you do with the cup? I take it inside and wash it out, drink from it, and put it on a special place on my mantle over the fireplace. Wow, I have a fireplace!
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water, what kind of body of water is it? An ocean.
10) How will you cross the water? I'll swim it. Hey, I know it's impossible, but it was the first idea that came to mind, ok?
1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Well, I have known him an awfully long time
2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Or it could be that I live in a place where there have been a lot of wolves recently?
3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
I chase them?
4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Or maybe I just fell in love with the pretty, colorful houses at Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard, when we went there when I was a kid?
5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
People really should call first, so it gives me time to get my nose out of a book and be presentable.
6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Generally? Or just lately?
7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
Hmm, well I guess my relationship is both solid and sturdy?
8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
I put my attitude on a shelf. I see... not.
9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Ok and - wait, WHAT?
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Is this test for real?? Geez.
