*drive by posting because typist is going to dinner*

[just2hands]

*reads f-list*

Oh, blessed... *blush blush BLUSH* I'm not coming out of my room.

EVER.

and for the record? I am both amazed and so very thankful for such great friends and the wonderful things they got me. And as soon as my typist gets off her ASS, she will be writing my replies*

... Still not coming out of my room.

Comments

So very Meta!

[onikins.livejournal.com]

[Knocknocknock!] Ani? I talked it over with Whips-It-Good, an' he's right; Buying you condoms without also getting lube is like giving you half a pair o' skates-- Ani? You in there?! [Loud enough to be heard through the door]

[no-prey-remains.livejournal.com]

Darlin'? Somethin' wrong? Ya gotta come out eventually, ya know. Food's out here.

[alloyed.livejournal.com]

I opened your presents since you're all barricaded in! Look what I found in your stocking!

[onikins.livejournal.com]

Neph! No openin' other people's presents! Judas Iscariot, put it back girl...

[alloyed.livejournal.com]

Shouldn'ta used such shiny paper, then...

[onikins.livejournal.com]

It was the only paper we had left-- Have you found your presents yet, girlfriend?

[alloyed.livejournal.com]

I dunno, did you find yours?

[onikins.livejournal.com]

My wha--
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Oh, wow.


Come get this hug. [Squeezey-squeeze!] I did tell you that you didn't have to buy me nothin', oui?

[alloyed.livejournal.com]

*SCORE!*

Well, yeah, but I still think I came out on the winning end of this gift swap. *surveys her stack o' swag with a worried look and resolves to pay mucho advance on the electric bill. Which she and Anika have begun paying online while Oni's distracted by the War Effort*

[just2hands.livejournal.com]

No, nothing wrong, nothing's... nothing is wrong ok?

And it's ok, I have Slim Jims in here. I won't starve, believe me.

Re: So very Meta!

[just2hands.livejournal.com]

*groan* Wake the house why don't you?

*louder* NO, no one is here. No one but us um, us no. No one's home Oni!

*whispers* Do they all know, damn it? About his - you know? *louder, still through the door* I'm young, I shouldn't need lubricants, right?

[no-prey-remains.livejournal.com]

Jus' wonderin'. Yer only ever like that when yer embarrassed.

I took th' liberty of breakin' into yer Slim Jim stash. They're out here. Figured after what Oni said, ya wouldn't come out for a week Ain't nothin' t' be embarrassed about, ya know.

[just2hands.livejournal.com]

You... you took my Slim Jims?

But...

my Slim Jims. I was going to come out eventually, you know. You didn't have to confiscate my - that's just not right.

Only a week? I had enough beef jerky to last me almost a month!